- Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
- Me: *sits with family*
- Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
- Me: *goes back to bedroom*
i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.
*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*
BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed
stop being rude and start being nude
How odd, I can have all this inside me
and to you it’s just words.
all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next
the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it